I hate southern people…

Maybe hate is too strong…

I dislike southern people, a whole lot.

1. I hate your style. The big hair, the dark make-up, and too much make-up at that.
2. I hate your accent and lingo. “Ya’ll” “Tennis shoes” “Pop” “Coke”-being every soda, when it should just be coke. “Sucker” as in lollipop. “Sack” as in bag. “Buggy” as in cart. etc etc etc etc
3. I hate your judgements, your morals, your beliefs. “pro-life” “against gay marriage” “God has a plan” “God led me in this direction” “You don’t go to church, you don’t believe in god” 
4. How your extracurricular activities involve church, football games, and cheer. There’s more to life than god and sports.
5. The belief that your religion is superior to any other, how if one doesn’t believe in god…they’re going to hell.
6. How you take pride in a Rebel Flag.
7. You don’t know the difference between Asian and Chinese.
8. How you’re obsessed with camo and hunting.
9. How a little girl who shouldn’t care about looks is getting her hair done, her nails done, and tanning. 
10. You can’t look beyond your bible because you’re so narrow-minded.

You’re just dumb as fuck. 

That’s what I’ve concluded.